Vince McMahon has threatened Grappler's Delight before it's first match has even been wrestled. McMahon caught wind of the organization and saw the roster of talent and sent a dead fish wrapped in a newspaper to the doorstep of the Knockemstiff Arena. On the fish was written "YOU'RE FIRED" in tartar sauce. I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the authority to fire anyone in my organization, but I could be wrong. Later this afternoon a suspicious group of goons showed up and said their names were Cody Streets, Fred DiBiase Jr., and Randy Horton. They said that they had a message from Vince. They failed in their mission because they never gave me the message. What ensued was something out of a Three Stooges episode, with hitting, punching, kicking sound effects and hillarity!
Vince McMahon knows that I am a shitstorm in his worst nightmare and he wants to try and knock it off course, but Grappler's Delight is coming with the force of two Tugboats an Earthquake and a Shock Master. GDWOSF Battle Royal Friday March 27th, the beginning of the end for McMahon. FINISHED.
OMG! WHO WON THE BATTLE ROYAL YESTERDAY!?
ReplyDeleteYes! I'm now excited about something that happened in the past! Please inform!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I agree with Andy, fix (or re-fix?) the color scheme. Some of the header/footer information is still invisible.
This must have been a very poorly attended event, seeing as it's been three days and we have no correspondents sending in results. Or perhaps Vince McMahon was successful in shutting the show down.
ReplyDeleteHow did you give in to The Man so easily? I thought you were tough.
ReplyDeleteGrappler's Delight: March 25th, 2009 - March 26th, 2009. May you rest in peace.
ReplyDeleteYou need a wrestler whose name is "900 Flips"
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